So my friend just sent me a joke.

How do you destroy the new starship “Titanic”

With a Nice Borg!

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#I am crying with laughter #I love my friends #i can't breathe right now man #It actually hurts #borg

Nope have to reblog this again.

I can’t get over the Science guy in the Background. It’s  like:

Riker “Ho shit thats hot”
Miles “Oh hey lesbians! *Leans*
Science woman “I am totally gay for that right now”
Data “I now understand the appeal of female on female interactions”

THEN THAT BAMF IS ALL “LOL fuck that shit just going to go about my business ignoring the lesbian floor show” 

(Source: asteriski)

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asteriski replied to your photo: FRED FRED FRED. Sorryaboutitbeinghideouslmao. FRED…
omg I see NOSE CRINKLES!!!!

I just added my Bajoran earring. Words do not describe how excited I am. 

Phaser in bag, Tricorder in bag. Eye implant and hand implant in bag. Liquid latex to stick them on =p I think I am finally ready ;D

30.05.12
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FRED FRED FRED. Sorryaboutitbeinghideouslmao. FRED FRED IT’S FANCY DRESS NIGHT TONIGHT. LOOK LOOK. WELL I AM MINUS MY IMPLANTS BUT LOOK I HAVE MY NOOOOOOOSE. FRED. IT CRINKLES. IT IS CRINKLY FRED.THREE OF EIGHT IS GOING TO NEWCASTLE TONIGHT.

FRED FRED FRED. Sorryaboutitbeinghideouslmao. FRED FRED IT’S FANCY DRESS NIGHT TONIGHT. LOOK LOOK. WELL I AM MINUS MY IMPLANTS BUT LOOK I HAVE MY NOOOOOOOSE. FRED. IT CRINKLES. IT IS CRINKLY FRED.

THREE OF EIGHT IS GOING TO NEWCASTLE TONIGHT.

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#Oh god one day i'll take a photo where i don't look ridic #BUT STAR TREK NIGHT
winged-mammal: porrrrrrrrrrrrrn The look he is getting… if I didn’t know this scene I’d have to assume he just asked if he could join in. Cue death glare from wife #1 and a “What did you say” from wife #2. Though in his defense I really couldn’t blame him. I’d give my Borg soul to be in the middle of THAT.

winged-mammal:

porrrrrrrrrrrrrn

The look he is getting… if I didn’t know this scene I’d have to assume he just asked if he could join in. Cue death glare from wife #1 and a “What did you say” from wife #2. 
Though in his defense I really couldn’t blame him. I’d give my Borg soul to be in the middle of THAT.

(Source: crazycat9449)

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fuckyeahpervyfangirls:

Myka’s thirsty

LMAO Shit me. I can’t. I can’t breathe. I … my chest hurts laughing. TEARS ARE STREAMING. I CAN’T.

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fuckyeahpervyfangirls:

HG faked her death. now she stays in a hotel room on the outskirts of South Dakota where her and Myka consummate their love every week.

Don’t mind me. Just reblogging this again because of reasons.

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#My shit has been lost
bering and wells do body shots

chakramchaser:

Just a thought I couldn’t ignore. Click to read! (more to come)

Listen to La La Love by Ivi Adamou as you read. 

Just because people need to read this >.> 

29.05.12
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#ifhiorhidhhdf

helenastacie:

- But a cat ?

I will never get over Mykas face in this scene. It kills me.

“Omg you have a cat. Omg my wife is a cat lady. Omg my wife just kissed another pussy…uh cat …. infront of me”

(via delightfullyambiguous)

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kaytotheelle: mondoshawan555: fuckyeahhgandmyka: // by shaych-03 This is simply amazing. That it is. i just needed to bring this back. for reasons of pure awesomeness.

kaytotheelle:

mondoshawan555:

fuckyeahhgandmyka:

// by shaych-03

This is simply amazing.

That it is.

i just needed to bring this back. for reasons of pure awesomeness.

(via mykaobering)

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#NOPE I AM GONE #COULDN'T COPE SEEING THIS AFTER WATCHING EMILY LAKE/STAND #MY FEELINGS JUST OVERLOADED #CORTICAL IMPLANT EXPLODED #DEAD #BAI WORLD #WITH MY DYING BREATH I DECLARE #DKKKFLSJLKFIOHGUGFIHSASDDHA